metamorphage (
metamorphage) wrote2004-04-28 02:51 pm
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mental health day
I'm home early 'cause I had a "cancelled" class (read: I cut physics and walked home). Walking past the twin lakes I saw a pair of geese and some chicks! Six of them, they were really cute. I think the geese saw me and got scared, because they decided to herd the chicks back into the lake.
Then when I got home I saw an envelope from "Liberty University" so I decided to open it just to see what they wanted. First thing I see is that they're holding a completely random drawing for a full year of tuition and a car if you send a card back to them. Random scholarships? Can't be good. Then I look down a bit further and I see the line "join us for the glory of Christ!" Uh oh. Then I look down even further and I see the line "Sincerely, Chancellor Jerry Falwell." AAAHHHHH! EEEEEEEVIL! I folded the letter up as fast as I could and dumped it in the garbage. I didn't even know Falwell ran a "university."
Then when I got home I saw an envelope from "Liberty University" so I decided to open it just to see what they wanted. First thing I see is that they're holding a completely random drawing for a full year of tuition and a car if you send a card back to them. Random scholarships? Can't be good. Then I look down a bit further and I see the line "join us for the glory of Christ!" Uh oh. Then I look down even further and I see the line "Sincerely, Chancellor Jerry Falwell." AAAHHHHH! EEEEEEEVIL! I folded the letter up as fast as I could and dumped it in the garbage. I didn't even know Falwell ran a "university."